700+ Best Car Names – Funny, Cool Names for Cars

There’s so much to love about getting a new car, from the amazing new car smell to the enjoyment of a super smooth ride. But arguably the best part of getting a new car is the thrill you get as you choose a fun name for your vehicle! After all, why settle for listing make and model every time you tell someone about your new ride?

So how do you come up with the perfect name for your new car? It’s easier said than done. There’s a bit of an art to naming your vehicle. Here’s how to find the best name ever.

Cool Car Names

When you come up with nicknames for your friends, it can be helpful to run them by them first. Naming your car? Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks – just decide what you think is cool. But if you need some help brainstorming the coolest car names, take a look and be inspired by the list below.

  • Thunderbolt
  • Vortex
  • Maverick
  • Blaze
  • Nitro
  • Phoenix
  • Cobra
  • Falcon
  • Titan
  • Mirage
  • Valkyrie
  • Spitfire
  • Cyclone
  • Gremlin
  • Gizmo
  • Undertaker
  • Chaos
  • Ponyboy
  • McLovin’
  • Judge Dredd
  • Beep Beep
  • Cannonball
  • General Lee
  • Ecto-1
  • Mad Max
  • Optimus Prime

Funny car names

Coming up with funny nicknames for your car is just as enjoyable as coming up with funny usernames and group chat names. Giggle through this list, and choose the one that makes you snort-laugh.

  • Shake and Bake
  • Little Miss Muffet
  • Wienermobile
  • Mr. Potato Head
  • Law and Order: SUV
  • Mr. Bean
  • Gru
  • Chinchilla
  • Frodo
  • Wicket
  • Dumbledore
  • Gandalf
  • Doughboy
  • Pork Chop
  • Squeaker
  • Pocket Rocket
  • Cheeto
  • Nermal

Black Car Names

As with any product, the color black represents quality, elegance, and mystique. The same goes for black car names.

And because it’s a classic car color, they also serve as appropriate used car names. Actually, the way these relate to color rather than item, they are even cool dog names for black breeds.

  • Black Pearl
  • Ebony
  • Rivendell
  • Darkness
  • Black Widow
  • Black Mamba
  • Dark Lord
  • Raven
  • Black Jack
  • Black Beauty
  • Jet Black
  • Batmobile
  • Abyss
  • Black Magic
  • Black Panther
  • Zorro
  • Blitz
  • Leviathan
  • Black Diamond
  • Dark Shadow
  • Black Friday
  • Black Beast
  • Greaser
  • Street Demon
  • Dementor
  • Godfather
  • Draco
  • Rivendell
  • Knight Rider
  • Grim
  • Nightshade
  • Fury
  • Bandit
  • Mystery Machine
  • Obsidian Spirit
  • Ace of Spades
  • Night Fury
  • Voldemort
  • Optimus
  • Poison
  • Order
  • Sirius Black
  • Nitro
  • Argyll
  • Poseidon
  • Warhammer
  • Black Lotus
  • Nyx
  • Midnight
  • Eclipse
  • Phantom
  • Onyx Fury
  • Black Thunder
  • Viper
  • Mystic Noir
  • Dark Tempest
  • Specter
  • Black Velvet
  • Dark Enigma
  • Jet Obscura

Male Car Names

A male name for your car can give it a strong, bold personality,andthese ideas range from traditional and tough to streamlined and speedy:

  • Steely Stan
  • Tonk
  • Ford Tough
  • Diesel
  • V8
  • Motor
  • Big Daddy
  • Lil Lady
  • Meatball
  • Nam
  • QB
  • Drake
  • Bruno
  • The Sub
  • The Chopper
  • High Fidelity
  • Die Hard
  • Clint
  • Dirty Harry
  • Goodfella
  • Rocky
  • Balboa
  • Scar Face
  • Bond, James Bond
  • Raging Bull
  • Apocalypse
  • Eminem
  • Big Easy
  • Jack Sparrow
  • Darth
  • Indiana
  • Han Solo
  • Obi Wan
  • Rambo
  • Kane
  • Tarzan
  • Big Boy
  • Mister Fantastic
  • Hellboy

Girls Car Names

Whether you take inspiration from Greek mythology, your favorite movies, female athletes or even female dog names, you will surely inspire a truly great girl car name! Here are two dozen of the best.

  • Swiftie
  • Barbie
  • Lizzo
  • Adele
  • Minnie
  • Liz Lemon
  • Hestia
  • Rapinoe
  • Athena
  • Ariel
  • Danica
  • Ladybird
  • Kitty
  • Betty
  • Arya
  • Black Widow
  • Ke$ha
  • Harley
  • Leia
  • Brienne
  • Frida
  • Hermione
  • Bumblebee
  • Tinker Bell

Sports Car Names

There are so many possibilities for sports car names that will capture and reflect your car’s aerodynamics, style or, of course, speed!

  • Conquest
  • Victor
  • Marathon
  • Fuego
  • Midnight Shadow
  • Satellite
  • Storm Chaser
  • Tornado
  • Undertow
  • Addict
  • Vapor
  • Gremlin
  • Goblin
  • Firestarter
  • Airbender
  • Extinction
  • Brute Force
  • Warhammer
  • Neutrino
  • Acid
  • Alpha

White Car Names

If you can’t come up with the ideal name for your car, why not use its color as a starting point? Using color can be a good approach, no matter what you are naming – think about how perfect the name Snowball is for a white cat. Boyd has known lots of people who have called their white cars some version of purity, like Snow and Ivory. Here are some of our favorites:

  • Blizzard
  • Boneknapper
  • Crossbones
  • Diamond
  • Draco
  • Entourage
  • Fang
  • Fluffer Nutter
  • Fogger
  • Frostbite
  • Frosty
  • Ghost Buster
  • Great White
  • Herbie
  • Icepick
  • Marshmallow
  • Miami Vice
  • Moby Dick
  • Polar Bear
  • Pop n’ Fresh
  • Rain Man
  • Shelly
  • Sinatra
  • Snowball
  • Stay Puft
  • Sub Zero
  • Whisper
  • White Noise
  • White Out
  • White Shadow

Red Car Names

If you cannot come with an ideal nickname for your red car, think of how fiery, passionate and almost aggressive that color can be, suggests Boyd who offered red car names like Ruby and Blaze.

Here are more red-inspired car names for your ride. (And some could even be a cool Wi-Fi name – Ron Burgundy, we’re looking at you!)

  • Big Red
  • Blazing Saddles
  • Blood Diamond
  • Bloodshot
  • Bloodsoaked Champion
  • Bloody Murder
  • Cherry Bomb
  • Clifford, the Big Red Car
  • Crimson Machine
  • Diablo
  • Dynamite
  • Ferris Bueller
  • Highway to Hell
  • Ignite
  • Komoda
  • Ladybug
  • Lightning McQueen
  • Magnum PI
  • Merlot
  • Nightcrawler
  • Red Bull
  • Red Hot
  • Red October
  • Road Rage
  • Ron Burgundy
  • Rosanne
  • Starsky
  • Taurus
  • TNT
  • Yosemite Sam

Names for SUVs

Big and beefy, capable of hauling tons of things across all types of terrain and lots of passengers: your SUV should carry a name that is big and strong!

  • Land Shark
  • Kraken
  • Big Foot
  • Roadrunner
  • Rhino
  • Honey Badger
  • Judge Dredd
  • Mad Max
  • Optimus
  • Law and Order
  • Beefcake
  • Meatball
  • Boss Baby
  • Sasquatch
  • Pork Chop
  • Renegade
  • Hurricane
  • Ares
  • Axl
  • Big Boy
  • Blunderbuss
  • Bombshell
  • Cap’n Crunch
  • Jodie Forester (for Subaru drivers)
  • Groot

Names for Minivans

Because your child will use this name a lot as they speak about the car that takes them to day care and soccer practice and because minivans lend themselves to a fun, child-like name, here are 20 fun names for your minivan.

  • Rock Lobster
  • Vanny
  • Vanilla
  • Clifford (especially if red)
  • BingBong
  • Van Gogh
  • Pac-Van
  • Vanna White
  • Tank
  • Brown-Eyed Girl
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (or Chitty for short)
  • Van Dyke
  • T-Rex
  • Wonka
  • Big Bird
  • The Hulk
  • Cherry Bomb
  • King Kong
  • Simba
  • Tadpole

Best Names for Small Cars

Teeny tiny and diminutive, small cars afford a funny name that can homage the smallness of their ride or poke fun at it. Here are some cool names for your compact car.

  • Teacup
  • Skittle
  • Tidbit
  • Trinket
  • BonBon
  • Peanut
  • Cricket
  • Polly Pocket
  • Nugget
  • Tiny
  • Furby
  • Jellybean
  • Gummy
  • Niblet
  • Wee man
  • Applejack
  • Scoot
  • Pinkie Pie
  • Fun Size
  • Slimey the Worm
  • Munchkin
  • Frodo
  • Rosebud
  • Nemo
  • Dory
  • Smurfette
  • Sonic

Best Names for Trucks

Because of classic images of beefy trucks ably steaming through rocky creeks, making water fly from side to side and a rich country music history that has romanticized a good ol’ American pickup, every great truck deserves a great name to match.

Here are 20 of the best names for your truck, whether you’re driving an F-150 or a Dodge Ram.

  • Duke
  • Rocky
  • Lucky
  • Rex
  • Buster
  • Daisy
  • Goldie
  • Betty
  • Bertha
  • Loretta
  • Thelma
  • Johnny Cash
  • Hank
  • Hank Jr.
  • Willie
  • Champ
  • Bear
  • Moose
  • Hades
  • Rusty

Sweet Female Car Names for Girl

Mean GirlJunoXena
T SwiftLaura CroftEleven
AdelePeggyVeep
BieberDorothyThe Bride
Ke$haThe Wicked WitchRegina
BaePippi LongstockingsRey
BellaSansaPrincess Leia
CluelessElaineKatniss
Fat AmyHolly GolightlyMary Poppins
RomyLady MacbethLiz Lemon
Elle WoodsBrienne of TarthBuffy
CinderellaScarlett O’HaraLittle Lady
TinkerbelleWarrior PrincessMystique

cute car names For Girl

DottieSassyKisses
SugarDuchessBonBon
EvieCandieFiona
PrincessMademoiselleLizzie
LexiePorscheFlo
ManeaterLovebugVixen
OliveNovaPearl
PokiePonyPolka
SisterTipsyPillow
EllieTommyFay
CindySplashZippy
JuicyPipLola
SprinkleDaisyBoop

Awesome Names List for Fast Cars

DemonBoltKazam
DevilKnockoutBoom Boom
Dust DevilTOBam Bam
Dam HooverBurnerRoadrunner
TazBurnFast Five
SmokeRacerFast and Furious
BrimstoneRaceFuriosa
FirebrandFastImperator Furiosa
TorchSpeedXHannibal
TorcherPacerClockwork
ScorchPaceClockwork Orange
Light waveDivebombDr. Strangeglove
ScreechBlinkSwoosh
ScoreSnapApollo
TDKapowZinger

Exotic Car Names

Ben-HurMadagascarEmilio
HeraclesZeppelinAnders
Zee GermanZanderSapphira
Zee SwedeZoundsBaltic
The Foreign HandAthenaGibraltar
The Ambassador’s DaughterAmalfiNorsk
IbizaTagliatelleTripoli
BombayPandoraPersia

Names for Junkers and Clunkers

StepchildThe GoonCraigslist
Swamp ThingPavement FaceDie Hard
JunkyardSqueakerMilk Dud
Junk BaitSawdustHalf Life
Vulture BaitSawbonesDumptruck
RoadkillTroublemakerGarbage Truck
OK SuzyWhole PaycheckWheezy
SasquatchDents AhoyThe Zit

Hilarious Names for Old Cars

The JokerGrandmaPenny Loafer
ScarfaceThe PopeBingo Champ
DraculaGandalfPrune Juice
RasputinDumbledoreBeauty Queen
GrandpaFather TimeProm Queen
StonehengeNursing Home DropoutMurder She Wrote
Benjamin FranklinDependsLucy
GrumpyGravebaitTVLand
Betty WhiteQuaker OatsSunshine State
GrampsMetamucilThe Old Testament

Intellectual Car Names

ShakespeareClair de LuneJane Eyre
HarvardEinsteinJane Austen
John MiltonChardonnayOxford
Charlotte Bronte401(k)Cambridge
Je Ne Sais QuoisFoie GrasIvory Fender
MendelssohnGilgameshPhD
BeethovenCharlotte BronteString Theory

Names for the Unicorn Car

Lisa FrankUni-carPrincess Celestia
Emperor of DreamsPrincess of ButterfliesTwilight Sparkle
Adventure TimeThe Duke of Willow TreesApple Bloom
Night SplendorEmpress VioletSparkle bright
Wizard of RainbowsCount GigglesRainbow Forest
Magic PuppyShinyGumdrop Chariot
Glitter TrainFluttershyGlitter Boat
Fab Four-DoorPinkie PieThe Rainbow Chinchilla

Blue Car Names

Much like Disney dog names and book club names, blue car names derive inspiration from movies and pop culture. One of the nicknames below is bound to be just right for your wheels.

AvaCarDoc HudsonMystique
Baby BlueDoryPeriwinkle
BalooGonzoPoseidon
Big BlueIce CubeSerenity
Blue DevilIce Ice BabyShark Attack
Blue DolphinJawsSmurf
BlueberryLeonardoSonic
BluediniMakoStreet Genie
Cookie MonsterMegamindSully
Dinoco BlueMr. FreezeTidal Wave

Green Car Names

AlienGreen LanternNinja Turtle
Chick HicksGreen MachinePicklemobile
CloverGumbyPoison Ivy
DragonflyIrish LassRibbet
EmeraldKermitThe Booger
FlubberKiwi KruiserThe Green Goddess
FroggerLittle MonsterThe Hulk
Green AlmightyMean GreenToyoda
Green GiantMike WazowskiToyoshi
Green HornetMr. GreenZombie

Yellow Car Names

Banana SplitzDuckyMinion Mobile
BananamobileElectricityPython
Big BirdFireflySolar Flare
Blonde BabeHoneylemonSpicy Mustard
BlondieIlluminatiSunflower
Bumble BeeLemonSunshine
ButtercupLightningTequila Sunrise
CitronLightning BugTweety Bird
Cruisin’ CanaryLuigiWolverine
Del SolMellow YellowYellowjacket

Orange Car Names

ButterfingerGeneral LeePulp Patrol
CheddarHot WheelsPulperizer
CheetoJuliusPulpetrator
ChuckyKenny McCormickPumpkin Eater
ClementineKumquat KruiserSly Fox
CreamsicleLady MarmaladeSunkist
CrushMichaelangeloTang
FireballNemoTangerine
FlamerOompa LoompaThe Fox
Flying CarrotPeel OutTiger

Pink Car Names

Blushing BeemerHammPink Cadillac
Bubble GumHot MamaPink Lemonade
CameoHot Rod PinkThe Pink Panther
Carberry DaiquiriLottiePinky
CarnationMadamoisellePixie
Cherry BlossomMalibu BarbieRosebud
Cotton CamryMiss PiggyRosette
DollyPeachesStrawberry Street
Ford FuchsiaPeonyTickle Me Pink
GumdropPeppermint PistonsValentine

Purple Car Names

AmethystKarmaPurple People Eater
BarneyMad MinionRamone
Cheshire CatMythicStella
CosmoNebulaTanzanite
Dark SpellOrchidTwilight
Darkwing DuckPandoraUltraviolet
DinoPansyUrsula
Disco InfernoPurple CruiserViolet
Grape SodaPurple HazeWild Berry
Holley ShiftwellPurple LotusWilly Wonka

Silver Car Names

AnonymousJames BondSilver Lightning
AxiomKnightSilver Surfer
BenderMercurySoul Ride
BulletMetalheadSpark Plug
Chrome Sweet ChromeMoonlight RiderSterling
DeLoreanPewterStormy
Heavy MetalRoboCarSylvia
Hi-Ho SilverRocket FuelThe Razor
InvincibleScytheTitanium
Iron ManSilver FoxTron

Gold Car Names

American EagleGold StudKrugerrand
Bling BlingGolden GirlLady Luck
ChampagneGolden GunLucky
ChampionGoldfingerNugget
ChardonnayGoldilocksPharaoh
CleopatraGoldschlägerPixie Dust
Crown RoyalGreat GatsbyOlympia
DuchessHoneyQueen Bee
Gold DiggerJackpotStar
Gold RushKing MidasStarstruck

What should I name my vehicle?

Your new automobile is more than just a means of getting from point A to point B. It’s a reflection of you. With that being said, if you have a long commute or planned some road trips, you’re going to be spending a lot of time behind the wheel. Shouldn’t your car have a name to show that it’s part of the team?

1. Think about the make and model of the car.

Let’s start with the basics: the make and model of the car. Every car has different looks—just like each person. Have you ever met a big, bulky guy named Spencer? No, he’s probably named Bruce or Jason.

How about a quirky girl-next-door named Anastasia? More like Heather or Jess. Same rules apply to your car; a flashy, sporty convertible should receive a name that reflects that, just as a rugged 4×4 or vintage sedan would.

2. Think about what you plan to do in the car.

Secondly, think about what you are going to do with the car. Are you going to take it off-roading? Do you have to haul band gear? Write down names based on those actions. If you’re going to be driving an SUV to take to the mountains to camp, names like “Firestarter” or “Stargazer” might pique your interest.

What if you have a compact sedan that will be an everyday driver? Your car could be called “Diamond” or “Boss”. Lots of people use popular character names like Laura Croft for an off-road vehicle or Mad Max for a monstrous pickup.

3. Think about the color of the vehicle.

Colors can help too! You might think of a character name based on the color, like The Hulk for a green off-road vehicle. There are many color names that work like names too. (Think Amethyst, Scarlet, or Maroon.)

4. Consider if your car has a gender.

Would you like to identify your car’s gender? Historically, car names were female but anything goes! A cute little coupe might be called “Bella,” whereas a Lexus convertible might be called “Queen.” Many people name their large trucks something masculine like “Bruno” or “Tank.”

5. Be creative with your car’s name.

But there are no limits to actual names! There are many cars out there named Flash, Devil, Sparky, etc. You can think about mythological beings (e.g., Unicorn, Chimera, Dragon), or Gods (e.g., Zeus, Venus), or famous buildings or ships (e.g. Eiffel Tower, U.S.S. Enterprise), or animals (e.g. Bumblebee, Tank).

The main thing is to select a name that (a) physically describes the car (b) fits you and (c) and expresses the attitude you want to convey! The best car names fit all three criteria.

For instance, a full-sized truck that’s intended to tow a boat is unlikely to be called “Princess.” But it could be named “Poseidon” or something similar.

A sporty little convertible would not go by “The Terminator.” You need a name for It that perfectly reflects your new car’s personality.

Still struggling for name ideas? Keep reading for a carefully curated list of best car names around!